A simple guide to in-car etiquette… How many of these rules do you break?
Most of us understand the importance of good manners in everyday life – not least of all because we’ve had them drummed into us from a young age…
…SO WHY DO so many of us seem to leave courtesy at the door when we step into an enclosed space like a motor vehicle? There’s has been plenty written about people behaving badly on aeroplanes, but what about in cars?
I wonder whether – when we’re learning all the important stuff about driving, safety and navigation – we shouldn’t be taking a lesson in motor vehicle manners as well. People who are more courteous inside the car might be better behaved on the outside as well, no?
Until such time as in-car etiquette becomes part of the driver training curriculum, we’ve put together a basic guide to being a more polite passenger (we’ll talk about how to be a more considerate driver in a future column).
Do not touch the controls without permission
This is probably the best known example of in-car etiquette, and the one on which most people agree. You just don’t touch another person’s stereo.
If a car is like a nightclub, then the driver is the DJ. You wouldn’t walk up to the decks in a club and start spinning your own tunes under the DJ’s nose. Or if you did, you’d be getting fairly well-acquainted with the bouncers shortly thereafter.
The same rules apply in a car that’s not yours. Unless your driver has spoken those magic words, ‘feel free to change the music’, then you don’t touch.
I’d like to think there could be room for some exceptions here, based on the very poorest taste in music. But let’s face it, one driver’s Beethoven is another one’s Bieber, so we really can’t afford to make any allowances for personal preference.
Remember, fans of bad music are like the dead people in The Sixth Sense – they’re all around us, and they don’t know their taste in music is terrible.
The only controls you should feel comfortable adjusting are those that affect you alone – so your seat position, as well as heated seat controls and dual air conditioning, if available.
Mind your own business
There are two kinds of people in the world – those who rifle through their friends’ bathroom cabinets when they’re not looking, and those who don’t.
It’s not really a socially acceptable thing to do (which is you do it in hiding, and why you’re mortified if you get caught).
The in-car equivalent is rifling through someone glovebox and door pockets.
Unless they ask you to go looking for something, it’s their private storage space. Keep your hands to yourself.
Don’t touch the glass
Smudges are the bane of even the most easy-going car-owners life. Putting your greasy paws all over the glass is annoying and unnecessary.
When you open the door, use the door handles, and the door handles only.
Don’t press your finger against the glass to point things out.
Don’t use your hand to wipe away mist or condensation – if you must, ask the driver for permission and a cloth.
And for the love of all things sacred, don’t write your name or a stupid message in the foggy window.
Feet off the dash
Everyone has their quirks. I have friends who are revolted by stray human hairs, and others who think grubby fingernails are the height of repulsion.
But there’s one thing we can all agree on. Feet are gross.
Okay, there might be a few weirdos on the internet who like feet a little too much. And that’s fine. If you’re ever in their car, they might not mind you putting your feet up on their dashboard.
There’s a good chance everyone else will mind. A lot. If you’re not sure, try walking up to your colleague’s desk in the office, and resting your feet up next to their keyboard. See if they mind.
Seriously though, there are important safety considerations here as well. For starters, if you’re in a prang and your front airbags go off, you could be smelling those feet from the inside of your nose.
And in this beloved sunburned country of ours, anyone who has ever known the pain of sunburnt feet should never again need reminding why it’s a bad idea to rest them on the dash during a road trip.
Don’t be a tosser
It pains me to have to point out that leaving rubbish in someone else’s car is unacceptably rude – but apparently it’s a common problem? Ugh.
Again, it’s worth making a comparison here. Would you leave rubbish in a friend’s lounge room? Actually, if you’re socially inept enough to leave rubbish in someone’s car, you probably would.
We spend a lot of time in our cars, as driver or passenger. For many of us, our vehicles become a mobile office slash café slash wardrobe. And with all those duties comes a certain amount of debris.
But it’s fairly disrespectful to leave any of your own debris behind in your mate’s car.
Don’t assume everyone is happy to treat their car as a mobile restaurant. Check it’s okay before you bring food or drinks into the car, take care, and be prepared to clean up any spills or crumbs.
Then, try to remember that national parks tagline: take only photographs, leave only footprints … (except brush the dirt off your shoes before getting in as well, so you don’t actually leave big dirty footprints either).
If someone lends you their car or gives you a ride, you fill the tank. No shortcuts.
Many car owners will happily lend you their car, or give you a lift, and not ask for a thing in return. God bless those rare gems, and the unicorns they rode in on.
For the rest of us, the rule is if they help you out, you fill up their tank. This is especially important if you’ve actually borrowed the car, rather than just accepted a ride.
You reckon you only used about $5 worth of fuel? To begin with, you’re probably kidding yourself. And also, you do not want to be that guy who puts $5 worth of fuel into the car. Fill up the tank.
They only took you a short distance, and really, filling the tank will cost more than a taxi? Get a cab then next time, sunshine. This time, fill up the tank.
It was only half full when you got it? Boo hoo. Fill up the tank.
People get very funny about fuel prices. We’ll scrimp and scrounge for a supermarket docket that will save us approximately 40c at the bowser.
So it’s just worth remembering that $50-$70 to fill up your friend’s tank might seem like a lot, but it’s actually not that much to pay for the generosity and convenience you’ve enjoyed.
And while you’re at it, a quick rinse at the car wash won’t kill you either …
OIder people in front. Kids in the back.
There are few things that look more awkward than a car that has a child in the front seat and an adult in the back.
Any child under 12 should be in the back seat for safety reasons anywhere. But regardless, car seating is based on hierarchy; and generally, the younger you are, the further back you should be sitting.
Note this rule applies to the cabin only – it doesn’t mean you can transport children in your trailer.
Of course, those further up the hierarchy get to choose – if they prefer to sit in the back, then so be it.
The other exception to this rule is teenagers, who may prefer to scowl at their parents from as great a distance as possible. Maybe you can put them in the trailer.
On a scale of Things That Are Annoying, Backseats Drivers are up there with the Middle-of-the-Night Lone Mosquito and Incorrect Use of the Word ‘Literally’.
The good news is, when you’re driving, you get to call the shots. You’re the boss. Hooray for democracy! At all other times, do not offer advice or instructions unless directly asked.
In my experience, the genetic shortcoming that results in backseat driving also seems to leave its sufferers unable to distinguish between constructive advice, and stating the blindingly obvious.
So they’ll say ‘you missed the turn’ as you sail well past the exit.
Or ‘don’t hit that car!’ – wow, what a great idea!
But why is backseat driving advice SO very annoying? We all learn ways to deal with irritation in daily life, so the disproportionate level of response might have to do with the fact that in a car, we can’t use all our usual coping mechanisms – like moving away or finding a distraction.
Like many bad habits, second-guessing the driver can be dangerous as well – research has previously found backseats drivers are more likely to cause an accident than prevent one.
(It’s not clear how many injuries are actually caused by the irritated driver, who might have just made it look like an accident …).
My car, my rules
Remember when you were a misbehaving teenager and your mum or dad said, as long as you live under this roof you’ll obey my rules?
Leaving aside the fact that this statement probably prompted more of us to leave home at 16 than ever would have otherwise, the same rule applies to cars.
In matters of car etiquette (importantly, not safety or law), the car owner has the final say. And just like at your parents’ house, if you don’t like it, you can leave. (Just make sure you don’t slam the door on your way out).
Question: Over to you – What are your best tips for in-car etiquette? And any good stories of passengers behaving badly?