Motoring Legends of Australia: Meet Jasmine
Motoring Legends of Australia on Jasmine the car-driving agent of death…
JASMINE DRIVES a black car. She doesn’t actually know what kind, Daddy just gave it to her. Despite the fact that her Instagram profile says she’s a fashion influencer, and her tax return says she’s a retail assistant, the truth is her real occupation is an Agent of Death.
She does the reaper’s bidding using such cruel and unusual methods as applying make-up in stop-start traffic, and using a mobile device at 190km/h. Perhaps her most bizarre means of carrying road users into the next realm, though, is her uncanny ability to be paying perfect attention at traffic lights when she’s second in line, delivering a heart-attack inducing toot of her horn 0.00001 seconds after the light turns green.